faboomama:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

All I wanted was a quarter back. - George Wallace

A couple of years ago, I confused the poor child at the Ren Faire by doing this. She simply could not comprehend that I just wanted a dime instead of getting 9 pennies back (my change would’ve been something like 79 cents. I just wanted 80. She called another girl, then the booth manager. I’m staring at my husband like, ‘Is this real life?” I used small words, showed them how to make change, showed them the math on my calculator. They didn’t get it and looked at me like I was using sorcery. Forget it. A few months later, I’m at the county fair. Same girl at the beer booth. “I’m using my card today so you don’t have to make change!”

(via intellectualhoodrat)

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youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

That’s sounds better. 

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

That’s sounds better. 

(via officialfrenchtoast)

Good idea, bro.

hotel-job:

CONCIERGE: So unfortunately Peter Luger is fully committed until 11:30PM. Do you want 11:30 or try another night?
GUEST: Hm. Well if they don’t have 8, let’s do 9.
CONCIERGE: Ok. But they’re fully committed until 11:30PM. That will be the earliest we can get a table.
GUEST: Right. Right. I got it….

(Source: spykitten, via je-suis-azsa)

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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I’m never too far from friends @superbadsolace. Spotted this after leaving my parking lot today.  (at Queens Center Mall)

I’m never too far from friends @superbadsolace. Spotted this after leaving my parking lot today. (at Queens Center Mall)

charismablu:

queenoftheswirl:

welcome2quannyvill:

cleophatrajones:

brownglucose:

dynastylnoire:

khandibugg:

livelaughloveatrandom:

wait huh?

Beard Love

I just want one to come through

that’s all

Yes please

Mother of God…

Good Lordt, the LAWD is my savior he know what I want 😍😍😍

Beards of glory.

Yes please!

where are they? no! WHERE ARE THEY?!

(Source: thebeautyjunke, via intellectualhoodrat)

7 Netflix Hacks That Every Binge-Watcher Needs To Know

iamwhoiwannabe:

shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

this is so sweet

(Source: sizvideos, via evanka)

How Memorizing "$19.05" Can Help You Outsmart the MTA

iquantny:

We’ve all been there. The train is coming into the station, and you grab your MetroCard and quickly try and swipe it at a turnstile.

"Please Swipe Again". "Please Swipe Again". "Insufficient Fare".

The last two words are killer. You think to yourself “I swear I had a balance on this card”….

BLACK TUMBLR UNITE!

weloveblackgirls:

solelyauthentic:

takeprideinyourheritage:

blackisbeautiful25:

I had a friend who said there were no black people on tumblr.

Reblog this post so we can find each other, follow each other and create a network of black tumblrians!

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why does this not have more notes!!!

Notes people.

Black tumblr in this

(Source: black-american-queen, via crystalf)

lotusrootsoup:

canarylex:

baetimusprime:

s1uts:

clas-sick-notes:

fuckyeavanity:

videogames-hoes-fruitsnacks:

I swear to god bruhhh

black parents.

sooo true! that passive aggressive shit kills me.

all too true

i cant seem to find a lie

THE LAST ONE OMFG

omg…

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