evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

I used to hate this sooooooo much!!

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vinesnow:

How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh

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accurate. 

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Why you so hard headed?

African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)

Goodness! I used to get this shit all the time.

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hastobeseen:

If all you have is a hammer, everything is going to look like a nail.

hastobeseen:

If all you have is a hammer, everything is going to look like a nail.

Adventure Time wins again.

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guiltmenot:

xxcactusdudexx:

can’t wait for fall to start so i can stop wearing the same two pairs of shorts all the time and start wearing the same two pairs of jeans all the time

Leggings*

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Can I use my coupon?

Can I use my coupon?

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

A man after my heart.  I’m going to need a log of cookie dough as well.

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

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Whoa!! I just came across this in a book store. One of the clearest memories from my childhood is my mother and grandmother reading this to me and being VERY confused. I had zero self awareness ‘til like, 8th grade.

Whoa!! I just came across this in a book store. One of the clearest memories from my childhood is my mother and grandmother reading this to me and being VERY confused. I had zero self awareness ‘til like, 8th grade.