autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME


What?

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

What?

(Source: grinderman2, via thatpunnyguy)

black-sapiosexual:

If food could talk…

(via je-suis-azsa)

Yup.

(Source: bricesander, via crissle)

fyspringfield:

Read it. 

Yes. Please, read it.

(Source: fyspringfield, via thatpunnyguy)

One does not Google the Googler

hotel-job:

MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Hi. I wonder if you could help me. Do you know what Google is?
CONCIERGE: ….Yes ma’am I do.
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: Where is it?
CONCIERGE: You mean their offices?
MIDWESTERN WOMAN: (fumbling with phone) Yeah. I’m supposed to meet my nephew for lunch and I can’t find the address. I’m…

Think you’ve got what it takes to blaze the @bksgottalent stage?  Email brooklynsgottalentshowcase@gmail.com for more info on how to be considered for August 26th show at milkriver.

Think you’ve got what it takes to blaze the @bksgottalent stage?  Email brooklynsgottalentshowcase@gmail.com for more info on how to be considered for August 26th show at milkriver.

(Source: weheartit.com, via nawt2012)

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be


Me on my way to get breakfast.

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

Me on my way to get breakfast.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via officialfrenchtoast)

ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBURG. 

via @sethdmichaels

(Source: ihopeyoulikeblackberries, via intellectualhoodrat)

A closed mouth don’t get fed.

African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)

(via blackproverbs)

(Source: wadamelen, via crissle)

canoprahhearme:

In our interview, Parsons reveals to Her Agenda why she never thought she’d be chosen to play Hilary Banks, how she’s finding her place as an activist and how Sweet Blackberry will change the lives of children. (via Karyn Parsons | HER AGENDA)

canoprahhearme:

In our interview, Parsons reveals to Her Agenda why she never thought she’d be chosen to play Hilary Banks, how she’s finding her place as an activist and how Sweet Blackberry will change the lives of children. (via Karyn Parsons | HER AGENDA)

isolated-roots:

Idol

Me after I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Best needle in the arm I’ve ever gotten.

(Source: orhgasm, via officialfrenchtoast)

The Real Planet of the Apes (Documentary)

(Source: youtube.com)

Well, this is offensive.

Well, this is offensive.