freshdotdaily:

What I learned in 34 years.

freshdotdaily:

What I learned in 34 years.

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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superselected:

Hair-stories. New Works From Artist Nakeya B.

MORE.

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The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Scaling to 46 years, humans have been here 4 hours, the industrial revolution began 1 minute ago, and in that time we’ve destroyed more than half the world’s forests.

Greenpeace  (via 700seas)

This makes me so angry

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Spent all day looking for this post again.

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beautiesofafrique:

These African parents gifs are too real

The struggle. 

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Anonymous said: y do black people love big nasty butts so much

siddharthasmama:

yung-maple:

crazy-4-breezy:

strawberry-bounce:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jesus Chrih

this is sad…

crystalf:

!!!!!

crystalf:

!!!!!

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americanexpress:

#MotivationMonday 

americanexpress:

#MotivationMonday 

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You have to learn how to care about people without taking on all of their problems.

Phylicia Rashād, The Cosby Show (1987)

This is so important.

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faboomama:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

All I wanted was a quarter back. - George Wallace

A couple of years ago, I confused the poor child at the Ren Faire by doing this. She simply could not comprehend that I just wanted a dime instead of getting 9 pennies back (my change would’ve been something like 79 cents. I just wanted 80. She called another girl, then the booth manager. I’m staring at my husband like, ‘Is this real life?” I used small words, showed them how to make change, showed them the math on my calculator. They didn’t get it and looked at me like I was using sorcery. Forget it. A few months later, I’m at the county fair. Same girl at the beer booth. “I’m using my card today so you don’t have to make change!”

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youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

That’s sounds better. 

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

That’s sounds better. 

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Good idea, bro.

hotel-job:

CONCIERGE: So unfortunately Peter Luger is fully committed until 11:30PM. Do you want 11:30 or try another night?
GUEST: Hm. Well if they don’t have 8, let’s do 9.
CONCIERGE: Ok. But they’re fully committed until 11:30PM. That will be the earliest we can get a table.
GUEST: Right. Right. I got it….

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